May 2013
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I'm on a mission - quest - thing!: HOLY... →
livelongandbiteme:
HOLY SHIZNUGGETS I’D FORGOTTEN CHEEZELS ARE ONLY SOLD IN AUSTRALIA
OKAY LET’S HAVE ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF ‘AUSTRALIAN FOODS FOR THE NON-AUSTRALIAN’
I DON’T THINK ANYONE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT CHEEZELS ARE MADE OF, EXCEPT THEY’RE CRUCNHY AND SUPPOSEDLY CHEESY (BUT IN THE SAME WAY CHEETOS ARE…
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endlessyuji:
fucknosocialjusticewarriors:
videoisvideo:
I think I found a gif that represents the social justice system on tumblr perfectly.
someone do me a favor
put anon faces over all the panther heads to make it even more hilarious
whoops
some songs wake up my inner stripper
April 2013
14 posts
They shall grow not old, As we that are left grow old, Age shall not weary them, Nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun, And in the morning We will remember them. Lest we forget.
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kosplaybaby:
if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
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My mum is going back to hospital in a few weeks. And by a few, I mean 2 :D. When we went to see the surgeon who did her knee replacement, he was asking her how the new joint is going and how far it can bend back. It was when we told him how far that he became really concerned.
It’s not like she isn’t trying to bend her new knee as much as she can. She exercises everyday for heavens...
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I hate job searching.
I always end up getting super anxious and depressed and IT JUST ISN’T GOOD.
BUT I NEED A JOB, SO LOOK OUT SYDNEY, I AM GOING TO BE HASSLING YOUR ASS FOR A FEW MONTHS TILL YOU GIVE ME WHAT I NEED.
March 2013
41 posts
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Aaron: What are you watching?
Me: Pretty Little Liars.
Aaron: I thought you were watching booofy.
Me: ...
Aaron: You know.
Me: Are you drunk?
Aaron:
Me: stoned?
Aaron:
Me: on a narcotic of some kind?
Aaron: (walks off shaking his head)
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
awastrelmescalined:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#im not saying its aliens #but
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Its my brother’s 25th birthday today.
We bought him cheesecake which he gets every year and were having a good time. Mum asked if she can give him a kiss on the cheek (WHICH IS HARMLESS, I MEAN COME ON) but Aaron just has to be a shit, he can’t just let her do it, so he yells no and slams his door. So now I’ve got my mum crying and my brother just not giving a shit.
Its not a...
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Life really sucks at the moment. I’m stressed, feeling sick from being stressed, cant stop crying, cant eat, can barely sleep, stressed cause I am jobless, stressed that my mum is still in so much pain and I’m panicking cause I need to see the dentist soon but I don’t have any money.
Why cant I just have a break. I just want to stop feeling so utterly useless. Ive gotten into a...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA~
Anonymous asked: rapunzel, quality, teacher :)
omg ask these please they're so cute.
Amazing: Your OTP in 3 fandoms?
Blue: What song do you listen to when you're feeling down?
Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?
Dopey: Tell us an embarrassing story.
English: How many languages can you speak?
Fear: Tell us three fears.
Game: What was the last board game you played?
Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?
Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?
Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.
Kiss: Who's your biggest celebrity crush?
Love: Do you believe in marriage?
Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?
Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?
Oops: What is one thing you'd like to change/fix?
Picture: Post a pic of your lovely face.
Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.
Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.
Star-sign: When's your birthday?
Teacher: What do you aspire to be?
Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?
Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?
Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?
Yellow: What's your favourite colour?
Zoo: What is your favourite animal?
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Guess who gets to spend $200 that she doesn’t have to get her tooth repaired? If your answer was me then you get a gold star~
