Ramblings of a MAD WOMAN

cpcoulter:

Author’s Note: Following several realizations about myself as a person and which direction my life is going in general, I would like to reiterate my gratitude and love towards each and every single one of you who have, in the past, present, and future, given me so much. I pray, moving forward, that I can live to be a person I can be content with. Thank you for the kindness and the love, from each and every single one of you, undeserved though it may be, and lacking though I may be.

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Disclaimer: I don’t own Glee. If I did, we would actually have dancing lobsters in the hallways when called for.

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The twins’ father exhaled and replied, “…the board thinks their decision will be made final tonight. Or at least by tomorrow. We want the boys to go back into the dormitories and clear out their things…and tomorrow the school will be closed.”

Kurt stared at him with the same expression as all the other boys. “…you’re…you’re really doing it. You’re closing our school.”

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I expect flailing over RDJ, talk of Brownies, and wanting to kill people in the cinema.
Yes. XD

Well…without me, you would probably be breathing, and…not laughing…as much…LOL why am I so lame omg

I LOVE YOUR LAMENESS!!

O m g I didn’t read it properly and just…omg LOLOL sicisbshsjajajajaj I CAN’T BELIEVE I THOUGHT YOU SAID VAGINA LOLOL OMGGGGGG BUT WHY ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT MINE??? By the way, loving your steamy action there LOL

CANT BREATHE, LAUGHING TOO HARD

Oh Lisa. What will I do with you :D

UM. EXUUUUUUSE YOU! IM PERFECT XD NO TROLL HERE.

TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

LOL AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW I CAN’T WRITE A ~*STEAMY*~ SITUATION TO SAVE MY LIFE LOLOL but yes, vagina comment.

THERE WAS NO SPEAK OF YOUR VAGINA, YOU CAH~RAZY GIRLLLLLLLL. i said VIRGIN RAINBOW, AS IN UNTAINTED.

AND THAT WAS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I WOULD EVER WRITE
“and then they kissed” (bashes their heads together) OH YEAH, IM A STEAMY WRITER,YO~

EH I’M TOO LAZY TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT JUST TO SEE YOUR VAGINA COMMENT MAN

O M G SMUT LOLOLOLOL

Omg wait. Does that mean you fill the places with things like; “Candice,” moaned Darren, as our tongue battled for dominance.

Omg what DID I JUST TYPE LOL I don’t even know how that would work o_O

Okay, I may have burst out laughing and fallen to the floor.
What the hell did you type you crazy bitch. NO! OMG… JUST NO. Stop.
I love your mind though, you crack me up.
Still laughing
People are just perverted on there and post gay sex gifs. and SMUT!  Its a glee fanfiction fandom, what do you expect. Oh crap she will seE this…
And vagina comment.
LISA...

OMG I THINK I GET IT NOW. YOU POSTED ABOUT ME ON YOUR LITTLE PLURK WEBSITE DIDN’T YOU

GODDAMIT YOUR PLURK THINGO IS PRIVATE SO I CAN’T SEE

I AM ONE STEP AHEAD,LISA. MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ooooh I WANNA SEE PERVY CANDICE LOLOL

NO, IT WILL SCAR YOUR PRETTY INNOCENT MIND WITH SMUT AND BAD THINGS. NO.

I don’t understand what just happened I am so CONFUSED D:

I was talking about you on a website I go to.Its totally normal and is overrun with Kpop fans who told me to invite you but then you would realise how perverted I am and No. :D

#ThingsyoumissedonPlurk

So she found my ff.net account Its actually not that hard to find but anyway
AND SHE READ THEM ALL.
GOD DAMMIT IT WOMAN.

Then she read the fic where Julian hip thrusts and dances to One Direction when he thinks he is alone gigglesnort but Logan is watching HE IS OBSESSED, OKAY. HE LIKES WATCHING JULIAN THRUST.
and then now thinks this happened:

And yes, okay now its exactly what happened.

There was also a little bit of duffman too. but thats besides the point. :)

Moral of this post:

DIANA IS A TROLL AND SHOULD NOT READ THE CRAP I WRITE.